| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 10,441,400 | 579,108 | 1,323 | 8 |
 Attack | 888,692 | 617,222 | 71 | 0 |
 Defence | 500,743 | 677,738 | 66 | 0 |
 Strength | 1,193,772 | 591,907 | 74 | 1 |
 Constitution | 864,439 | 670,381 | 71 | 0 |
 Ranged | 107,221 | 808,841 | 50 | 0 |
 Prayer | 128,700 | 599,267 | 52 | 0 |
 Magic | 367,914 | 690,096 | 62 | 0 |
 Cooking | 524,942 | 569,255 | 66 | 1 |
 Woodcutting | 1,709,919 | 468,574 | 78 | 2 |
 Fletching | 68,006 | 692,343 | 46 | 0 |
 Fishing | 917,401 | 420,701 | 72 | 1 |
 Firemaking | 1,328,672 | 390,510 | 75 | 1 |
 Crafting | 158,250 | 602,558 | 54 | 0 |
 Smithing | 261,798 | 526,607 | 59 | 0 |
 Mining | 534,478 | 452,633 | 66 | 1 |
 Herblore | 41,594 | 568,974 | 41 | 0 |
 Agility | 59,121 | 587,669 | 44 | 0 |
 Thieving | 138,440 | 517,227 | 53 | 0 |
 Slayer | 34,567 | 655,031 | 39 | 0 |
 Farming | 16,598 | 535,483 | 32 | 0 |
 Runecrafting | 22,410 | 729,244 | 35 | 0 |
 Hunter | 501,948 | 317,814 | 66 | 1 |
 Construction | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Summoning | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Dungeoneering | 69,537 | 513,896 | 46 | 0 |
 Divination | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Invention | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 EHP | 8 | 0 |
Most recent stats for Mr Fake Taxi at least 8 years, and 5 months ago; before April 2, 2016, 3:00 AM
Stats recorded at March 25, 2016, 7:50 PM
Stats recorded at March 25, 2016, 7:50 PM