| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 404,554,467 | 12,678 | 1,953 | 960 |
 Attack | 29,698,404 | 1,426 | 107 | 93 |
 Defence | 77,462,146 | 91 | 116 | 116 |
 Strength | 56,418,252 | 108 | 113 | 176 |
 Hitpoints | 83,032,679 | 59 | 117 | 0 |
 Ranged | 51,620,784 | 69 | 112 | 56 |
 Prayer | 5,366,989 | 8,361 | 90 | 4 |
 Magic | 38,414,734 | 53 | 109 | 0 |
 Cooking | 1,702,386 | 74,168 | 78 | 6 |
 Woodcutting | 3,845,563 | 22,412 | 86 | 28 |
 Fletching | 15,111,873 | 2,249 | 100 | 0 |
 Fishing | 1,098,084 | 79,267 | 74 | 17 |
 Firemaking | 381,065 | 48,043 | 63 | 2 |
 Crafting | 2,210,720 | 12,234 | 81 | 11 |
 Smithing | 435,499 | 76,344 | 64 | 2 |
 Mining | 353,147 | 102,802 | 62 | 10 |
 Herblore | 1,501,666 | 20,190 | 77 | 8 |
 Agility | 904,266 | 34,094 | 72 | 13 |
 Thieving | 1,229,356 | 14,541 | 75 | 12 |
 Slayer | 31,948,342 | 62 | 108 | 428 |
 Farming | 882,292 | 32,216 | 71 | 4 |
 Runecrafting | 109,349 | 80,141 | 50 | 5 |
 Hunter | 377,099 | 90,094 | 63 | 2 |
 Construction | 449,772 | 27,236 | 65 | 2 |
 EHP | 960 | 752 |
Most recent stats for Mr Fake Taxi at least 8 years, and 3 months ago; before April 2, 2016, 3:00 AM
Stats recorded at April 2, 2016, 3:00 AM
Stats recorded at April 2, 2016, 3:00 AM
