| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 185,230,284 | 777,171 | 1,595 | 902 |
 Attack | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Defence | 449,470 | 1,454,302 | 65 | 1 |
 Strength | 20 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Hitpoints | 1,252 | 0 | 10 | 0 |
 Ranged | 50 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Prayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Magic | 11 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Cooking | 13,124,941 | 149,992 | 99 | 19 |
 Woodcutting | 1,863,384 | 499,783 | 79 | 17 |
 Fletching | 13,669,597 | 32,033 | 99 | 0 |
 Fishing | 14,249,447 | 31,006 | 99 | 125 |
 Firemaking | 13,250,699 | 85,534 | 99 | 29 |
 Crafting | 14,626,244 | 22,562 | 100 | 40 |
 Smithing | 13,034,721 | 66,056 | 99 | 35 |
 Mining | 14,189,761 | 24,816 | 99 | 139 |
 Herblore | 13,034,517 | 70,391 | 99 | 35 |
 Agility | 6,565,878 | 72,674 | 92 | 94 |
 Thieving | 13,035,959 | 93,967 | 99 | 61 |
 Slayer | 192,210 | 1,285,179 | 56 | 17 |
 Farming | 14,248,373 | 83,595 | 99 | 12 |
 Runecrafting | 13,257,346 | 24,824 | 99 | 204 |
 Hunter | 13,153,404 | 36,393 | 99 | 58 |
 Construction | 13,283,000 | 13,352 | 99 | 17 |
 EHP | 902 | 55253 |
Most recent stats for Hp Sucks Ass at least 1 year, and 5 months ago; before December 12, 2022, 1:01 PM
Stats recorded at December 12, 2022, 1:01 PM
Stats recorded at December 12, 2022, 1:01 PM
