| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 99,077,228 | 26,816 | 1,761 | 278 |
 Attack | 13,986,622 | 18,331 | 99 | 44 |
 Defence | 13,957,881 | 17,040 | 99 | 25 |
 Strength | 11,685,672 | 51,722 | 97 | 37 |
 Hitpoints | 14,030,277 | 31,218 | 99 | 0 |
 Ranged | 1,743,588 | 171,602 | 78 | 2 |
 Prayer | 1,026,179 | 30,113 | 73 | 1 |
 Magic | 2,819,051 | 119,219 | 83 | 0 |
 Cooking | 13,034,902 | 27,919 | 99 | 19 |
 Woodcutting | 1,176,872 | 97,168 | 74 | 13 |
 Fletching | 13,956,619 | 3,747 | 99 | 0 |
 Fishing | 3,426,785 | 24,177 | 85 | 38 |
 Firemaking | 3,269,980 | 6,969 | 85 | 9 |
 Crafting | 755,433 | 61,952 | 70 | 7 |
 Smithing | 765,008 | 43,199 | 70 | 3 |
 Mining | 289,193 | 145,135 | 60 | 9 |
 Herblore | 463,414 | 65,690 | 65 | 3 |
 Agility | 740,308 | 77,226 | 70 | 11 |
 Thieving | 173,950 | 91,778 | 55 | 6 |
 Slayer | 600,131 | 141,780 | 67 | 39 |
 Farming | 239,271 | 73,980 | 58 | 2 |
 Runecrafting | 140,995 | 69,935 | 53 | 6 |
 Hunter | 624,329 | 62,456 | 68 | 3 |
 Construction | 170,768 | 49,355 | 55 | 2 |
 EHP | 278 | 27356 |
Most recent stats for Zoidberg Phd at least 9 years, and 1 week ago; before May 1, 2016, 5:07 AM
Stats recorded at May 1, 2016, 5:07 AM
Stats recorded at May 1, 2016, 5:07 AM
