| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 105,295,407 | 245,446 | 2,026 | 68 |
 Attack | 1,356,070 | 509,556 | 76 | 1 |
 Defence | 13,233,425 | 163,536 | 99 | 7 |
 Strength | 1,614,591 | 534,441 | 77 | 1 |
 Constitution | 5,411,429 | 343,158 | 90 | 0 |
 Ranged | 641,052 | 568,810 | 68 | 0 |
 Prayer | 1,126,173 | 315,574 | 74 | 1 |
 Magic | 13,149,956 | 193,356 | 99 | 5 |
 Cooking | 14,731,160 | 63,870 | 100 | 16 |
 Woodcutting | 7,316,425 | 204,126 | 93 | 7 |
 Fletching | 7,838,875 | 176,322 | 93 | 6 |
 Fishing | 5,753,086 | 167,675 | 90 | 8 |
 Firemaking | 13,541,404 | 96,697 | 99 | 5 |
 Crafting | 1,631,534 | 229,761 | 78 | 2 |
 Smithing | 6,629,456 | 116,242 | 92 | 1 |
 Mining | 745,650 | 390,717 | 70 | 1 |
 Herblore | 2,200,459 | 232,147 | 81 | 1 |
 Agility | 738,157 | 304,533 | 70 | 0 |
 Thieving | 911,913 | 216,254 | 72 | 1 |
 Slayer | 872,151 | 347,185 | 71 | 1 |
 Farming | 1,010,237 | 201,736 | 73 | 0 |
 Runecrafting | 763,737 | 263,511 | 70 | 2 |
 Hunter | 695,403 | 276,320 | 69 | 1 |
 Construction | 1,032,369 | 256,339 | 73 | 1 |
 Summoning | 1,724,931 | 228,315 | 78 | 0 |
 Dungeoneering | 624,517 | 324,100 | 68 | 0 |
 Divination | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Invention | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 EHP | 68 | 0 |
Most recent stats for Zoidberg Phd at least 9 years, and 1 week ago; before May 1, 2016, 5:07 AM
Stats recorded at April 24, 2016, 7:33 AM
Stats recorded at April 24, 2016, 7:33 AM