| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 30,624,422 | 516,686 | 1,533 | 28 |
 Attack | 1,291,175 | 498,611 | 75 | 1 |
 Defence | 1,490,969 | 480,643 | 77 | 1 |
 Strength | 1,845,675 | 481,099 | 79 | 1 |
 Constitution | 1,770,914 | 516,400 | 78 | 0 |
 Ranged | 784,466 | 515,508 | 70 | 0 |
 Prayer | 141,350 | 590,292 | 53 | 0 |
 Magic | 856,335 | 536,191 | 71 | 0 |
 Cooking | 1,756,332 | 384,485 | 78 | 2 |
 Woodcutting | 7,422,874 | 265,793 | 93 | 7 |
 Fletching | 3,239,423 | 327,815 | 84 | 2 |
 Fishing | 7,141,187 | 245,574 | 92 | 11 |
 Firemaking | 337,999 | 582,998 | 62 | 0 |
 Crafting | 1,284,516 | 426,859 | 75 | 2 |
 Smithing | 123,691 | 709,913 | 52 | 0 |
 Mining | 496,373 | 564,795 | 66 | 1 |
 Herblore | 144,902 | 500,038 | 53 | 0 |
 Agility | 30,726 | 672,314 | 38 | 0 |
 Thieving | 84,632 | 571,161 | 48 | 0 |
 Slayer | 89,558 | 569,429 | 48 | 0 |
 Farming | 18,759 | 557,423 | 33 | 0 |
 Runecrafting | 138,647 | 514,702 | 53 | 0 |
 Hunter | 53,732 | 543,451 | 43 | 0 |
 Construction | 27,484 | 606,192 | 37 | 0 |
 Summoning | 20,834 | 543,426 | 34 | 0 |
 Dungeoneering | 31,869 | 615,876 | 38 | 0 |
 Divination | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Invention | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 EHP | 28 | 33751 | ||
 EHP-3Cmb | 28 |
Most recent stats for Haha Noob at least 1 week, and 1 day ago; before April 9, 2025, 7:26 AM
Stats recorded at April 5, 2025, 1:32 PM
Stats recorded at April 5, 2025, 1:32 PM