| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 266,285,955 | 24,528 | 1,079 | 285 |
 Attack | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Defence | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Strength | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Constitution | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Ranged | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Prayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Magic | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Cooking | 22,251,013 | 267 | 104 | 24 |
 Woodcutting | 27,285,486 | 290 | 106 | 27 |
 Fletching | 13,652,331 | 804 | 99 | 10 |
 Fishing | 15,088,129 | 1,452 | 100 | 22 |
 Firemaking | 13,911,558 | 1,005 | 99 | 5 |
 Crafting | 13,824,322 | 993 | 99 | 16 |
 Smithing | 16,663,806 | 453 | 101 | 3 |
 Mining | 50,574,289 | 299 | 112 | 67 |
 Herblore | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Agility | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Thieving | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Slayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Farming | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Runecrafting | 36,621,933 | 108 | 109 | 81 |
 Hunter | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Construction | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Summoning | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Dungeoneering | 56,403,858 | 386 | 113 | 28 |
 Divination | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Invention | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 4,470 | 22,817 | 20 | 0 |
 EHP | 285 | 14393 | ||
 EHP-IM | 1,124 | |||
 EHP-F2P | 2,213 | |||
 EHP-3Cmb | 285 |
Most recent stats for Sad Stache at least 7 months, and 1 week ago; before February 11, 2024, 12:01 AM
Stats recorded at January 30, 2024, 6:16 PM
Stats recorded at January 30, 2024, 6:16 PM