| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 3,170,121,587 | 8,361 | 3,325 | 1,709 |
 Attack | 104,305,940 | 31,757 | 120 | 52 |
 Defence | 133,014,823 | 30,541 | 122 | 67 |
 Strength | 105,061,459 | 24,317 | 120 | 53 |
 Constitution | 200,000,000 | 19,640 | 126 | 0 |
 Ranged | 174,446,087 | 19,647 | 125 | 58 |
 Prayer | 80,214,679 | 22,198 | 117 | 57 |
 Magic | 200,000,000 | 12,661 | 126 | 80 |
 Cooking | 16,358,205 | 93,159 | 101 | 18 |
 Woodcutting | 104,684,465 | 16,531 | 120 | 105 |
 Fletching | 104,856,436 | 14,050 | 120 | 75 |
 Fishing | 121,943,013 | 13,191 | 121 | 179 |
 Firemaking | 29,579,655 | 54,031 | 107 | 11 |
 Crafting | 44,485,838 | 29,428 | 111 | 52 |
 Smithing | 106,863,503 | 14,016 | 120 | 22 |
 Mining | 123,220,265 | 13,976 | 121 | 162 |
 Herblore | 120,020,608 | 29,366 | 121 | 55 |
 Agility | 106,024,185 | 19,683 | 120 | 0 |
 Thieving | 52,774,349 | 44,581 | 113 | 42 |
 Slayer | 122,503,211 | 33,655 | 121 | 123 |
 Farming | 116,336,961 | 46,513 | 121 | 23 |
 Runecrafting | 104,909,962 | 15,053 | 120 | 233 |
 Hunter | 48,439,826 | 36,888 | 112 | 55 |
 Construction | 104,482,067 | 17,044 | 120 | 70 |
 Summoning | 105,437,331 | 18,915 | 120 | 7 |
 Dungeoneering | 110,526,953 | 42,361 | 120 | 55 |
 Divination | 44,247,117 | 28,941 | 111 | 55 |
 Invention | 166,964,831 | 40,015 | 124 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 182,253,938 | 23,241 | 125 | 0 |
 EHP | 1,709 | 3674 | ||
 EHP-3Cmb | 1,709 |
Most recent stats for Sparty Pants at least 10 months, and 3 weeks ago; before December 15, 2023, 5:21 AM
Stats recorded at December 14, 2023, 11:10 PM
Stats recorded at December 14, 2023, 11:10 PM