| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 3,136,303,243 | 7,917 | 3,322 | 1,689 |
 Attack | 104,302,037 | 32,011 | 120 | 52 |
 Defence | 132,942,510 | 30,663 | 122 | 66 |
 Strength | 105,016,560 | 24,435 | 120 | 53 |
 Constitution | 200,000,000 | 19,795 | 126 | 0 |
 Ranged | 174,442,184 | 19,704 | 125 | 58 |
 Prayer | 58,070,774 | 25,537 | 114 | 41 |
 Magic | 200,000,000 | 12,800 | 126 | 80 |
 Cooking | 16,264,756 | 94,396 | 101 | 18 |
 Woodcutting | 104,680,562 | 16,265 | 120 | 105 |
 Fletching | 104,852,532 | 13,893 | 120 | 75 |
 Fishing | 121,313,231 | 13,143 | 121 | 178 |
 Firemaking | 29,573,325 | 53,806 | 107 | 11 |
 Crafting | 42,866,924 | 29,919 | 111 | 50 |
 Smithing | 106,859,599 | 13,928 | 120 | 22 |
 Mining | 123,216,362 | 13,730 | 121 | 162 |
 Herblore | 120,016,704 | 29,173 | 121 | 55 |
 Agility | 106,020,281 | 19,356 | 120 | 0 |
 Thieving | 52,695,920 | 44,522 | 113 | 42 |
 Slayer | 122,423,659 | 33,602 | 121 | 122 |
 Farming | 115,965,245 | 46,624 | 121 | 23 |
 Runecrafting | 104,906,058 | 14,787 | 120 | 233 |
 Hunter | 48,393,747 | 36,633 | 112 | 55 |
 Construction | 104,478,163 | 16,741 | 120 | 70 |
 Summoning | 105,423,698 | 18,867 | 120 | 7 |
 Dungeoneering | 109,381,782 | 44,612 | 120 | 55 |
 Divination | 44,243,213 | 28,538 | 111 | 55 |
 Invention | 166,940,484 | 39,944 | 124 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 182,063,951 | 22,772 | 125 | 0 |
 EHP | 1,689 | 3628 | ||
 EHP-3Cmb | 1,689 |
Most recent stats for Sparty Pants at least 11 months, and 2 weeks ago; before November 24, 2023, 4:23 PM
Stats recorded at November 23, 2023, 9:10 PM
Stats recorded at November 23, 2023, 9:10 PM