| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 45,496,894 | 380,684 | 1,758 | 36 |
 Attack | 1,723,215 | 459,429 | 78 | 1 |
 Defence | 2,489,598 | 367,516 | 82 | 1 |
 Strength | 3,678,681 | 367,243 | 86 | 2 |
 Constitution | 3,047,422 | 430,479 | 84 | 0 |
 Ranged | 1,533,819 | 425,750 | 77 | 1 |
 Prayer | 376,831 | 447,034 | 63 | 0 |
 Magic | 2,341,896 | 420,958 | 81 | 1 |
 Cooking | 13,345,004 | 140,405 | 99 | 15 |
 Woodcutting | 2,886,664 | 339,417 | 83 | 3 |
 Fletching | 2,288,567 | 308,596 | 81 | 2 |
 Fishing | 1,960,776 | 308,464 | 79 | 3 |
 Firemaking | 1,258,326 | 407,335 | 75 | 0 |
 Crafting | 318,823 | 484,762 | 61 | 0 |
 Smithing | 728,546 | 402,681 | 69 | 0 |
 Mining | 3,658,745 | 171,599 | 86 | 5 |
 Herblore | 126,815 | 461,187 | 52 | 0 |
 Agility | 1,604,719 | 222,517 | 77 | 0 |
 Thieving | 159,692 | 460,427 | 54 | 0 |
 Slayer | 250,222 | 475,242 | 59 | 0 |
 Farming | 438,190 | 294,818 | 64 | 0 |
 Runecrafting | 304,875 | 381,677 | 61 | 1 |
 Hunter | 504,376 | 328,449 | 66 | 1 |
 Construction | 372,489 | 360,127 | 63 | 0 |
 Summoning | 87,905 | 465,487 | 48 | 0 |
 Dungeoneering | 10,698 | 704,328 | 27 | 0 |
 Divination | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Invention | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 EHP | 36 | 22237 |
Most recent stats for Ugly Hipster at least 5 years, and 1 month ago; before August 30, 2019, 1:28 PM
Stats recorded at June 30, 2017, 7:36 AM
Stats recorded at June 30, 2017, 7:36 AM