| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 3,989,796,854 | 1,815 | 3,315 | 2,399 |
 Attack | 200,000,000 | 442 | 126 | 100 |
 Defence | 200,000,000 | 2,186 | 126 | 100 |
 Strength | 200,000,000 | 1,430 | 126 | 100 |
 Constitution | 200,000,000 | 1,218 | 126 | 0 |
 Ranged | 200,000,000 | 1,470 | 126 | 67 |
 Prayer | 200,000,000 | 1,027 | 126 | 143 |
 Magic | 200,000,000 | 2,165 | 126 | 80 |
 Cooking | 120,034,292 | 3,191 | 121 | 132 |
 Woodcutting | 107,029,990 | 4,133 | 120 | 107 |
 Fletching | 104,273,921 | 5,648 | 120 | 74 |
 Fishing | 104,275,924 | 11,153 | 120 | 153 |
 Firemaking | 109,738,693 | 7,109 | 120 | 41 |
 Crafting | 104,280,125 | 4,614 | 120 | 123 |
 Smithing | 105,208,482 | 5,480 | 120 | 21 |
 Mining | 104,671,590 | 11,236 | 120 | 138 |
 Herblore | 121,655,977 | 3,739 | 121 | 55 |
 Agility | 104,600,427 | 4,877 | 120 | 0 |
 Thieving | 129,944,142 | 7,721 | 122 | 104 |
 Slayer | 156,132,257 | 6,690 | 124 | 156 |
 Farming | 200,000,000 | 2,099 | 126 | 40 |
 Runecrafting | 104,658,493 | 3,247 | 120 | 233 |
 Hunter | 104,503,659 | 6,420 | 120 | 119 |
 Construction | 104,364,273 | 4,243 | 120 | 70 |
 Summoning | 200,000,000 | 1,137 | 126 | 13 |
 Dungeoneering | 200,000,000 | 8,591 | 126 | 100 |
 Divination | 104,424,609 | 4,944 | 120 | 131 |
 Invention | 200,000,000 | 1,941 | 126 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 EHP | 2,399 | 1414 |
Most recent stats for Weirdo Mike at least 5 years, and 2 months ago; before March 11, 2020, 10:35 AM
Stats recorded at March 11, 2020, 10:35 AM
Stats recorded at March 11, 2020, 10:35 AM