| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 175,586,487 | 9,412 | 914 | 213 |
 Attack | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Defence | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Strength | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Constitution | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Ranged | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Prayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Magic | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Cooking | 20,114,465 | 65 | 103 | 22 |
 Woodcutting | 16,058,894 | 116 | 101 | 16 |
 Fletching | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Fishing | 14,918,677 | 249 | 100 | 22 |
 Firemaking | 2,422,473 | 1,056 | 82 | 1 |
 Crafting | 3,872,467 | 881 | 86 | 5 |
 Smithing | 10,215,323 | 273 | 96 | 2 |
 Mining | 37,000,970 | 58 | 109 | 49 |
 Herblore | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Agility | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Thieving | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Slayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Farming | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Runecrafting | 35,743,402 | 20 | 109 | 79 |
 Hunter | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Construction | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Summoning | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Dungeoneering | 35,237,643 | 116 | 109 | 18 |
 Divination | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Invention | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 EHP | 213 | 28848 | ||
 EHP-IM | 864 | |||
 EHP-F2P | 1,712 | |||
 EHP-3Cmb | 213 |
Most recent stats for Sad Stache at least 6 years, and 9 months ago; before December 1, 2017, 11:47 PM
Stats recorded at December 1, 2017, 11:47 PM
Stats recorded at December 1, 2017, 11:47 PM