| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 999,292,705 | 47,102 | 2,863 | 520 |
 Attack | 31,014,287 | 37,182 | 107 | 16 |
 Defence | 50,368,795 | 29,708 | 112 | 25 |
 Strength | 105,273,869 | 4,706 | 120 | 53 |
 Constitution | 129,971,186 | 10,129 | 122 | 0 |
 Ranged | 163,402,009 | 3,701 | 124 | 54 |
 Prayer | 16,640,015 | 35,794 | 101 | 12 |
 Magic | 61,155,133 | 22,712 | 114 | 24 |
 Cooking | 25,988,189 | 18,022 | 105 | 29 |
 Woodcutting | 15,387,735 | 70,414 | 100 | 15 |
 Fletching | 17,028,893 | 25,333 | 101 | 12 |
 Fishing | 21,988,661 | 44,115 | 104 | 32 |
 Firemaking | 15,928,155 | 60,384 | 101 | 6 |
 Crafting | 13,728,624 | 74,621 | 99 | 16 |
 Smithing | 16,340,474 | 39,422 | 101 | 3 |
 Mining | 43,884,907 | 14,039 | 111 | 58 |
 Herblore | 23,895,894 | 20,032 | 105 | 11 |
 Agility | 14,363,909 | 49,828 | 99 | 0 |
 Thieving | 33,845,568 | 24,668 | 108 | 27 |
 Slayer | 31,213,473 | 38,725 | 107 | 31 |
 Farming | 20,796,292 | 29,370 | 103 | 4 |
 Runecrafting | 13,381,981 | 71,231 | 99 | 30 |
 Hunter | 13,737,945 | 62,360 | 99 | 16 |
 Construction | 15,104,876 | 42,995 | 100 | 10 |
 Summoning | 21,496,682 | 17,878 | 104 | 1 |
 Dungeoneering | 33,206,349 | 55,151 | 108 | 17 |
 Divination | 14,005,199 | 53,146 | 99 | 18 |
 Invention | 36,143,605 | 64,382 | 109 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 EHP | 520 | 13047 |
Most recent stats for Hot Coffee at least 7 years, and 7 months ago; before October 10, 2017, 3:40 PM
Stats recorded at October 9, 2017, 10:20 AM
Stats recorded at October 9, 2017, 10:20 AM