| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 175,457,712 | 8,140 | 914 | 213 |
 Attack | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Defence | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Strength | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Constitution | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Ranged | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Prayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Magic | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Cooking | 20,113,881 | 42 | 103 | 22 |
 Woodcutting | 16,029,756 | 88 | 101 | 16 |
 Fletching | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Fishing | 14,912,695 | 188 | 100 | 22 |
 Firemaking | 2,422,473 | 888 | 82 | 1 |
 Crafting | 3,788,996 | 746 | 86 | 4 |
 Smithing | 10,215,323 | 218 | 96 | 2 |
 Mining | 36,998,500 | 45 | 109 | 49 |
 Herblore | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Agility | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Thieving | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Slayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Farming | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Runecrafting | 35,736,272 | 17 | 109 | 79 |
 Hunter | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Construction | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Summoning | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Dungeoneering | 35,237,643 | 97 | 109 | 18 |
 Divination | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Invention | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 EHP | 213 | 14707 | ||
 EHP-IM | 863 | |||
 EHP-F2P | 1,711 | |||
 EHP-3Cmb | 213 |
Most recent stats for Sad Stache at least 7 years, and 1 month ago; before May 29, 2017, 11:30 AM
Stats recorded at May 29, 2017, 11:30 AM
Stats recorded at May 29, 2017, 11:30 AM