| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 153,381,771 | 7,867 | 905 | 179 |
 Attack | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Defence | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Strength | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Constitution | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Ranged | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Prayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Magic | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Cooking | 19,970,909 | 39 | 103 | 22 |
 Woodcutting | 16,029,243 | 84 | 101 | 16 |
 Fletching | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Fishing | 13,272,517 | 251 | 99 | 20 |
 Firemaking | 2,399,388 | 867 | 81 | 1 |
 Crafting | 3,757,520 | 710 | 86 | 4 |
 Smithing | 10,215,323 | 213 | 96 | 2 |
 Mining | 22,776,541 | 92 | 104 | 30 |
 Herblore | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Agility | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Thieving | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Slayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Farming | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Runecrafting | 29,720,527 | 19 | 107 | 66 |
 Hunter | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Construction | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Summoning | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Dungeoneering | 35,237,643 | 89 | 109 | 18 |
 Divination | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Invention | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 EHP | 179 | 14806 | ||
 EHP-IM | 801 | |||
 EHP-F2P | 1,389 | |||
 EHP-3Cmb | 179 |
Most recent stats for Sad Stache at least 7 years, and 5 months ago; before April 23, 2017, 2:34 PM
Stats recorded at April 23, 2017, 2:34 PM
Stats recorded at April 23, 2017, 2:34 PM