| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 143,044,336 | 7,753 | 899 | 162 |
 Attack | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Defence | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Strength | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Constitution | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Ranged | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Prayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Magic | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Cooking | 19,426,843 | 40 | 103 | 21 |
 Woodcutting | 15,869,946 | 86 | 100 | 16 |
 Fletching | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Fishing | 11,382,867 | 306 | 97 | 17 |
 Firemaking | 2,324,733 | 871 | 81 | 1 |
 Crafting | 3,741,949 | 698 | 86 | 4 |
 Smithing | 10,092,431 | 207 | 96 | 2 |
 Mining | 18,263,491 | 124 | 102 | 24 |
 Herblore | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Agility | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Thieving | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Slayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Farming | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Runecrafting | 26,702,348 | 21 | 106 | 59 |
 Hunter | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Construction | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Summoning | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Dungeoneering | 35,237,643 | 85 | 109 | 18 |
 Divination | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Invention | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 EHP | 162 | 15177 | ||
 EHP-IM | 773 | |||
 EHP-F2P | 1,251 | |||
 EHP-3Cmb | 162 |
Most recent stats for Sad Stache at least 7 years, and 2 months ago; before April 8, 2017, 8:48 AM
Stats recorded at April 8, 2017, 8:48 AM
Stats recorded at April 8, 2017, 8:48 AM