| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 140,638,457 | 7,733 | 897 | 158 |
 Attack | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Defence | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Strength | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Constitution | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Ranged | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Prayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Magic | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Cooking | 19,426,843 | 40 | 103 | 21 |
 Woodcutting | 15,869,946 | 86 | 100 | 16 |
 Fletching | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Fishing | 11,382,867 | 306 | 97 | 17 |
 Firemaking | 2,324,733 | 868 | 81 | 1 |
 Crafting | 3,741,949 | 694 | 86 | 4 |
 Smithing | 10,092,431 | 205 | 96 | 2 |
 Mining | 17,246,126 | 141 | 101 | 23 |
 Herblore | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Agility | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Thieving | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Slayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Farming | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Runecrafting | 25,313,834 | 21 | 105 | 56 |
 Hunter | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Construction | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Summoning | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Dungeoneering | 35,237,643 | 85 | 109 | 18 |
 Divination | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Invention | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 EHP | 158 | 15290 | ||
 EHP-IM | 767 | |||
 EHP-F2P | 1,217 | |||
 EHP-3Cmb | 158 |
Most recent stats for Sad Stache at least 7 years, and 5 months ago; before April 6, 2017, 3:42 AM
Stats recorded at April 5, 2017, 6:30 AM
Stats recorded at April 5, 2017, 6:30 AM