| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 132,867,003 | 7,664 | 893 | 145 |
 Attack | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Defence | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Strength | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Constitution | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Ranged | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Prayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Magic | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Cooking | 19,051,761 | 39 | 102 | 21 |
 Woodcutting | 15,836,161 | 84 | 100 | 16 |
 Fletching | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Fishing | 10,933,697 | 301 | 97 | 16 |
 Firemaking | 2,316,931 | 851 | 81 | 1 |
 Crafting | 3,703,083 | 686 | 86 | 4 |
 Smithing | 9,998,630 | 202 | 96 | 2 |
 Mining | 14,055,260 | 209 | 99 | 18 |
 Herblore | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Agility | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Thieving | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Slayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Farming | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Runecrafting | 21,731,752 | 31 | 104 | 48 |
 Hunter | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Construction | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Summoning | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Dungeoneering | 35,237,643 | 84 | 109 | 18 |
 Divination | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Invention | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 EHP | 145 | 15570 | ||
 EHP-IM | 746 | |||
 EHP-F2P | 1,113 | |||
 EHP-3Cmb | 145 |
Most recent stats for Sad Stache at least 7 years, and 6 months ago; before March 23, 2017, 7:31 AM
Stats recorded at March 23, 2017, 7:31 AM
Stats recorded at March 23, 2017, 7:31 AM