| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 130,459,706 | 7,661 | 891 | 141 |
 Attack | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Defence | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Strength | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Constitution | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Ranged | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Prayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Magic | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Cooking | 18,663,836 | 41 | 102 | 21 |
 Woodcutting | 15,831,348 | 84 | 100 | 16 |
 Fletching | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Fishing | 10,351,677 | 306 | 96 | 15 |
 Firemaking | 2,309,231 | 849 | 81 | 1 |
 Crafting | 3,703,083 | 684 | 86 | 4 |
 Smithing | 9,998,630 | 201 | 96 | 2 |
 Mining | 13,328,040 | 241 | 99 | 18 |
 Herblore | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Agility | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Thieving | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Slayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Farming | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Runecrafting | 21,034,133 | 33 | 103 | 47 |
 Hunter | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Construction | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Summoning | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Dungeoneering | 35,237,643 | 84 | 109 | 18 |
 Divination | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Invention | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 EHP | 141 | 15689 | ||
 EHP-IM | 740 | |||
 EHP-F2P | 1,085 | |||
 EHP-3Cmb | 141 |
Most recent stats for Sad Stache at least 7 years, and 6 months ago; before March 20, 2017, 11:31 AM
Stats recorded at March 20, 2017, 11:31 AM
Stats recorded at March 20, 2017, 11:31 AM