| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 126,032,988 | 7,660 | 888 | 133 |
 Attack | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Defence | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Strength | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Constitution | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Ranged | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Prayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Magic | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Cooking | 18,252,789 | 41 | 102 | 20 |
 Woodcutting | 15,799,358 | 84 | 100 | 16 |
 Fletching | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Fishing | 10,079,207 | 309 | 96 | 15 |
 Firemaking | 2,304,431 | 842 | 81 | 1 |
 Crafting | 3,703,083 | 683 | 86 | 4 |
 Smithing | 9,970,259 | 199 | 96 | 2 |
 Mining | 11,576,280 | 293 | 97 | 15 |
 Herblore | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Agility | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Thieving | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Slayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Farming | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Runecrafting | 19,107,853 | 35 | 102 | 42 |
 Hunter | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Construction | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Summoning | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Dungeoneering | 35,237,643 | 84 | 109 | 18 |
 Divination | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Invention | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 EHP | 133 | 15870 | ||
 EHP-IM | 727 | |||
 EHP-F2P | 1,028 | |||
 EHP-3Cmb | 133 |
Most recent stats for Sad Stache at least 7 years, and 6 months ago; before March 14, 2017, 3:51 PM
Stats recorded at March 14, 2017, 3:51 PM
Stats recorded at March 14, 2017, 3:51 PM