| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 120,674,595 | 7,685 | 884 | 125 |
 Attack | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Defence | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Strength | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Constitution | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Ranged | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Prayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Magic | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Cooking | 17,668,343 | 48 | 102 | 19 |
 Woodcutting | 15,372,536 | 90 | 100 | 15 |
 Fletching | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Fishing | 9,268,307 | 323 | 95 | 14 |
 Firemaking | 1,994,726 | 987 | 80 | 1 |
 Crafting | 3,660,960 | 688 | 86 | 4 |
 Smithing | 9,970,259 | 199 | 96 | 2 |
 Mining | 9,987,825 | 304 | 96 | 13 |
 Herblore | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Agility | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Thieving | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Slayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Farming | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Runecrafting | 17,511,911 | 41 | 101 | 39 |
 Hunter | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Construction | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Summoning | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Dungeoneering | 35,237,643 | 83 | 109 | 18 |
 Divination | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Invention | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 EHP | 125 | 16140 | ||
 EHP-IM | 709 | |||
 EHP-F2P | 965 | |||
 EHP-3Cmb | 125 |
Most recent stats for Sad Stache at least 7 years, and 6 months ago; before March 8, 2017, 1:52 PM
Stats recorded at March 8, 2017, 1:52 PM
Stats recorded at March 8, 2017, 1:52 PM