| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 118,538,092 | 7,717 | 880 | 122 |
 Attack | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Defence | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Strength | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Constitution | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Ranged | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Prayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Magic | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Cooking | 17,409,985 | 48 | 101 | 19 |
 Woodcutting | 15,152,596 | 91 | 100 | 15 |
 Fletching | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Fishing | 8,648,887 | 334 | 94 | 13 |
 Firemaking | 1,818,566 | 1,042 | 79 | 1 |
 Crafting | 3,617,012 | 691 | 86 | 4 |
 Smithing | 9,861,823 | 197 | 96 | 2 |
 Mining | 9,520,270 | 312 | 95 | 13 |
 Herblore | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Agility | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Thieving | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Slayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Farming | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Runecrafting | 17,269,225 | 42 | 101 | 38 |
 Hunter | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Construction | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Summoning | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Dungeoneering | 35,237,643 | 83 | 109 | 18 |
 Divination | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Invention | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 EHP | 122 | 16240 | ||
 EHP-IM | 700 | |||
 EHP-F2P | 942 | |||
 EHP-3Cmb | 122 |
Most recent stats for Sad Stache at least 7 years, and 6 months ago; before March 7, 2017, 1:52 PM
Stats recorded at March 5, 2017, 4:30 PM
Stats recorded at March 5, 2017, 4:30 PM