| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 108,427,286 | 7,788 | 867 | 108 |
 Attack | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Defence | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Strength | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Constitution | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Ranged | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Prayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Magic | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Cooking | 17,171,389 | 49 | 101 | 19 |
 Woodcutting | 14,551,448 | 100 | 100 | 15 |
 Fletching | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Fishing | 5,552,017 | 544 | 90 | 8 |
 Firemaking | 1,356,296 | 1,270 | 76 | 1 |
 Crafting | 3,572,166 | 690 | 85 | 4 |
 Smithing | 9,500,437 | 197 | 95 | 2 |
 Mining | 6,838,620 | 350 | 92 | 9 |
 Herblore | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Agility | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Thieving | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Slayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Farming | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Runecrafting | 14,782,821 | 67 | 100 | 33 |
 Hunter | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Construction | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Summoning | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Dungeoneering | 35,100,007 | 78 | 109 | 18 |
 Divination | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Invention | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 EHP | 108 | 16394 | ||
 EHP-IM | 658 | |||
 EHP-F2P | 817 | |||
 EHP-3Cmb | 108 |
Most recent stats for Sad Stache at least 7 years, and 4 months ago; before February 18, 2017, 12:30 AM
Stats recorded at February 18, 2017, 12:30 AM
Stats recorded at February 18, 2017, 12:30 AM