| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 105,418,538 | 7,797 | 863 | 103 |
 Attack | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Defence | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Strength | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Constitution | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Ranged | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Prayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Magic | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Cooking | 16,925,588 | 50 | 101 | 19 |
 Woodcutting | 14,517,663 | 100 | 100 | 15 |
 Fletching | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Fishing | 4,453,754 | 650 | 88 | 7 |
 Firemaking | 1,348,736 | 1,260 | 76 | 1 |
 Crafting | 3,532,474 | 694 | 85 | 4 |
 Smithing | 9,269,096 | 195 | 95 | 2 |
 Mining | 6,312,550 | 356 | 91 | 8 |
 Herblore | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Agility | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Thieving | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Slayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Farming | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Runecrafting | 13,956,585 | 94 | 99 | 31 |
 Hunter | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Construction | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Summoning | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Dungeoneering | 35,100,007 | 77 | 109 | 18 |
 Divination | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Invention | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 EHP | 103 | 16396 | ||
 EHP-IM | 645 | |||
 EHP-F2P | 782 | |||
 EHP-3Cmb | 103 |
Most recent stats for Sad Stache at least 7 years, and 7 months ago; before February 12, 2017, 2:44 PM
Stats recorded at February 12, 2017, 2:44 PM
Stats recorded at February 12, 2017, 2:44 PM