| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 98,446,951 | 7,839 | 852 | 92 |
 Attack | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Defence | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Strength | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Constitution | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Ranged | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Prayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Magic | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Cooking | 16,200,212 | 57 | 101 | 18 |
 Woodcutting | 14,380,863 | 103 | 99 | 14 |
 Fletching | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Fishing | 2,983,305 | 866 | 84 | 4 |
 Firemaking | 1,320,734 | 1,261 | 75 | 0 |
 Crafting | 3,447,031 | 682 | 85 | 4 |
 Smithing | 9,001,264 | 197 | 95 | 2 |
 Mining | 4,739,121 | 393 | 88 | 6 |
 Herblore | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Agility | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Thieving | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Slayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Farming | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Runecrafting | 11,272,398 | 290 | 97 | 25 |
 Hunter | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Construction | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Summoning | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Dungeoneering | 35,099,938 | 75 | 109 | 18 |
 Divination | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Invention | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 EHP | 92 | 16792 | ||
 EHP-IM | 617 | |||
 EHP-F2P | 698 | |||
 EHP-3Cmb | 92 |
Most recent stats for Sad Stache at least 7 years, and 5 months ago; before January 29, 2017, 11:30 PM
Stats recorded at January 29, 2017, 11:30 PM
Stats recorded at January 29, 2017, 11:30 PM