| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 92,116,623 | 7,839 | 844 | 82 |
 Attack | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Defence | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Strength | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Constitution | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Ranged | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Prayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Magic | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Cooking | 16,200,212 | 56 | 101 | 18 |
 Woodcutting | 14,293,553 | 102 | 99 | 14 |
 Fletching | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Fishing | 2,937,955 | 863 | 83 | 4 |
 Firemaking | 1,320,644 | 1,237 | 75 | 0 |
 Crafting | 3,366,678 | 676 | 85 | 4 |
 Smithing | 7,287,149 | 235 | 93 | 1 |
 Mining | 4,414,478 | 406 | 88 | 6 |
 Herblore | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Agility | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Thieving | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Slayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Farming | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Runecrafting | 7,193,931 | 402 | 92 | 16 |
 Hunter | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Construction | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Summoning | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Dungeoneering | 35,099,938 | 70 | 109 | 18 |
 Divination | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Invention | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 EHP | 82 | 17257 | ||
 EHP-IM | 597 | |||
 EHP-F2P | 628 | |||
 EHP-3Cmb | 82 |
Most recent stats for Sad Stache at least 7 years, and 8 months ago; before January 13, 2017, 11:28 PM
Stats recorded at January 13, 2017, 11:28 PM
Stats recorded at January 13, 2017, 11:28 PM