| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 58,993,508 | 7,946 | 817 | 64 |
 Attack | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Defence | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Strength | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Constitution | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Ranged | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Prayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Magic | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Cooking | 16,200,212 | 46 | 101 | 18 |
 Woodcutting | 14,264,493 | 89 | 99 | 14 |
 Fletching | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Fishing | 2,937,955 | 844 | 83 | 4 |
 Firemaking | 1,320,644 | 1,201 | 75 | 0 |
 Crafting | 3,331,578 | 661 | 85 | 4 |
 Smithing | 6,673,029 | 257 | 92 | 1 |
 Mining | 4,383,743 | 389 | 87 | 6 |
 Herblore | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Agility | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Thieving | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Slayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Farming | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Runecrafting | 6,502,110 | 465 | 91 | 14 |
 Hunter | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Construction | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Summoning | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Dungeoneering | 3,377,659 | 966 | 85 | 2 |
 Divination | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Invention | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 EHP | 64 | 16483 | ||
 EHP-IM | 559 | |||
 EHP-F2P | 497 | |||
 EHP-3Cmb | 64 |
Most recent stats for Sad Stache at least 7 years, and 9 months ago; before December 13, 2016, 11:28 PM
Stats recorded at December 11, 2016, 2:51 PM
Stats recorded at December 11, 2016, 2:51 PM