| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 88,450,256 | 7,846 | 840 | 79 |
 Attack | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Defence | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Strength | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Constitution | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Ranged | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Prayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Magic | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Cooking | 16,200,212 | 54 | 101 | 18 |
 Woodcutting | 14,264,493 | 100 | 99 | 14 |
 Fletching | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Fishing | 2,937,955 | 856 | 83 | 4 |
 Firemaking | 1,320,644 | 1,228 | 75 | 0 |
 Crafting | 3,331,578 | 677 | 85 | 4 |
 Smithing | 6,673,029 | 268 | 92 | 1 |
 Mining | 4,383,743 | 404 | 87 | 6 |
 Herblore | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Agility | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Thieving | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Slayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Farming | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Runecrafting | 6,502,110 | 491 | 91 | 14 |
 Hunter | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Construction | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Summoning | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Dungeoneering | 32,834,407 | 73 | 108 | 16 |
 Divination | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Invention | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 EHP | 79 | 17264 | ||
 EHP-IM | 591 | |||
 EHP-F2P | 607 | |||
 EHP-3Cmb | 79 |
Most recent stats for Sad Stache at least 7 years, and 8 months ago; before January 8, 2017, 3:43 AM
Stats recorded at January 8, 2017, 3:43 AM
Stats recorded at January 8, 2017, 3:43 AM