| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 50,261,502 | 7,563 | 789 | 54 |
 Attack | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Defence | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Strength | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Constitution | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Ranged | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Prayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Magic | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Cooking | 13,417,717 | 114 | 99 | 15 |
 Woodcutting | 14,175,053 | 67 | 99 | 14 |
 Fletching | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Fishing | 2,155,378 | 1,003 | 80 | 3 |
 Firemaking | 1,308,489 | 1,077 | 75 | 0 |
 Crafting | 3,054,630 | 608 | 84 | 4 |
 Smithing | 6,377,876 | 245 | 91 | 1 |
 Mining | 4,325,086 | 338 | 87 | 6 |
 Herblore | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Agility | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Thieving | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Slayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Farming | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Runecrafting | 4,901,562 | 834 | 89 | 11 |
 Hunter | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Construction | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Summoning | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Dungeoneering | 543,626 | 2,524 | 66 | 0 |
 Divination | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Invention | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 EHP | 54 | 13951 | ||
 EHP-IM | 496 | |||
 EHP-F2P | 447 | |||
 EHP-3Cmb | 54 |
Most recent stats for Sad Stache at least 7 years, and 9 months ago; before September 6, 2016, 11:21 PM
Stats recorded at September 6, 2016, 11:21 PM
Stats recorded at September 6, 2016, 11:21 PM