| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 39,992,222 | 7,670 | 774 | 41 |
 Attack | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Defence | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Strength | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Constitution | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Ranged | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Prayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Magic | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Cooking | 5,400,598 | 475 | 90 | 6 |
 Woodcutting | 14,146,063 | 66 | 99 | 14 |
 Fletching | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Fishing | 2,130,829 | 989 | 80 | 3 |
 Firemaking | 1,308,489 | 1,063 | 75 | 0 |
 Crafting | 3,054,630 | 602 | 84 | 4 |
 Smithing | 6,377,876 | 240 | 91 | 1 |
 Mining | 4,310,786 | 333 | 87 | 6 |
 Herblore | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Agility | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Thieving | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Slayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Farming | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Runecrafting | 2,725,926 | 1,081 | 83 | 6 |
 Hunter | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Construction | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Summoning | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Dungeoneering | 534,940 | 2,515 | 66 | 0 |
 Divination | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Invention | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 EHP | 41 | 14367 | ||
 EHP-IM | 459 | |||
 EHP-F2P | 402 | |||
 EHP-3Cmb | 41 |
Most recent stats for Sad Stache at least 8 years, and 1 month ago; before August 24, 2016, 11:13 PM
Stats recorded at August 24, 2016, 11:13 PM
Stats recorded at August 24, 2016, 11:13 PM