| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 35,565,109 | 7,769 | 759 | 34 |
 Attack | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Defence | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Strength | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Constitution | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Ranged | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Prayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Magic | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Cooking | 2,394,658 | 837 | 81 | 3 |
 Woodcutting | 14,136,345 | 61 | 99 | 14 |
 Fletching | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Fishing | 2,014,697 | 1,009 | 80 | 3 |
 Firemaking | 1,306,302 | 1,028 | 75 | 0 |
 Crafting | 3,054,500 | 577 | 84 | 4 |
 Smithing | 6,377,876 | 230 | 91 | 1 |
 Mining | 4,295,736 | 323 | 87 | 6 |
 Herblore | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Agility | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Thieving | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Slayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Farming | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Runecrafting | 1,483,825 | 1,596 | 77 | 3 |
 Hunter | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Construction | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Summoning | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Dungeoneering | 499,473 | 2,560 | 66 | 0 |
 Divination | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Invention | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 EHP | 34 | 14282 | ||
 EHP-IM | 432 | |||
 EHP-F2P | 376 | |||
 EHP-3Cmb | 34 |
Most recent stats for Sad Stache at least 8 years, and 2 months ago; before July 24, 2016, 11:13 PM
Stats recorded at July 24, 2016, 9:54 PM
Stats recorded at July 24, 2016, 9:54 PM