| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 36,066,061 | 7,797 | 762 | 35 |
 Attack | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Defence | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Strength | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Constitution | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Ranged | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Prayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Magic | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Cooking | 2,430,515 | 838 | 82 | 3 |
 Woodcutting | 14,146,037 | 65 | 99 | 14 |
 Fletching | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Fishing | 2,049,516 | 1,017 | 80 | 3 |
 Firemaking | 1,308,449 | 1,045 | 75 | 0 |
 Crafting | 3,054,630 | 590 | 84 | 4 |
 Smithing | 6,377,876 | 237 | 91 | 1 |
 Mining | 4,295,736 | 330 | 87 | 6 |
 Herblore | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Agility | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Thieving | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Slayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Farming | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Runecrafting | 1,884,037 | 1,432 | 79 | 4 |
 Hunter | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Construction | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Summoning | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Dungeoneering | 517,568 | 2,537 | 66 | 0 |
 Divination | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Invention | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 EHP | 35 | 14487 | ||
 EHP-IM | 438 | |||
 EHP-F2P | 383 | |||
 EHP-3Cmb | 35 |
Most recent stats for Sad Stache at least 8 years, and 1 month ago; before August 11, 2016, 7:24 AM
Stats recorded at August 11, 2016, 7:24 AM
Stats recorded at August 11, 2016, 7:24 AM