| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 35,779,930 | 7,760 | 760 | 35 |
 Attack | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Defence | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Strength | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Constitution | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Ranged | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Prayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Magic | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Cooking | 2,415,585 | 835 | 81 | 3 |
 Woodcutting | 14,145,137 | 61 | 99 | 14 |
 Fletching | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Fishing | 2,030,807 | 1,007 | 80 | 3 |
 Firemaking | 1,308,144 | 1,031 | 75 | 0 |
 Crafting | 3,054,500 | 580 | 84 | 4 |
 Smithing | 6,377,876 | 231 | 91 | 1 |
 Mining | 4,295,736 | 323 | 87 | 6 |
 Herblore | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Agility | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Thieving | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Slayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Farming | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Runecrafting | 1,641,566 | 1,510 | 78 | 4 |
 Hunter | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Construction | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Summoning | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Dungeoneering | 508,882 | 2,533 | 66 | 0 |
 Divination | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Invention | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 EHP | 35 | 14292 | ||
 EHP-IM | 435 | |||
 EHP-F2P | 379 | |||
 EHP-3Cmb | 35 |
Most recent stats for Sad Stache at least 8 years, and 2 months ago; before July 27, 2016, 5:31 PM
Stats recorded at July 27, 2016, 5:31 PM
Stats recorded at July 27, 2016, 5:31 PM