| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 35,248,578 | 7,802 | 756 | 34 |
 Attack | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Defence | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Strength | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Constitution | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Ranged | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Prayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Magic | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Cooking | 2,390,491 | 836 | 81 | 3 |
 Woodcutting | 14,136,345 | 61 | 99 | 14 |
 Fletching | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Fishing | 2,010,716 | 1,011 | 80 | 3 |
 Firemaking | 1,306,302 | 1,026 | 75 | 0 |
 Crafting | 2,881,840 | 594 | 83 | 3 |
 Smithing | 6,377,876 | 229 | 91 | 1 |
 Mining | 4,295,736 | 322 | 87 | 6 |
 Herblore | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Agility | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Thieving | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Slayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Farming | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Runecrafting | 1,358,619 | 1,657 | 76 | 3 |
 Hunter | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Construction | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Summoning | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Dungeoneering | 488,956 | 2,584 | 65 | 0 |
 Divination | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Invention | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 EHP | 34 | 14297 | ||
 EHP-IM | 427 | |||
 EHP-F2P | 374 | |||
 EHP-3Cmb | 34 |
Most recent stats for Sad Stache at least 8 years, and 2 months ago; before July 23, 2016, 6:22 AM
Stats recorded at July 23, 2016, 6:22 AM
Stats recorded at July 23, 2016, 6:22 AM