| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 34,493,856 | 7,803 | 752 | 33 |
 Attack | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Defence | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Strength | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Constitution | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Ranged | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Prayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Magic | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Cooking | 2,386,325 | 833 | 81 | 3 |
 Woodcutting | 14,042,545 | 63 | 99 | 14 |
 Fletching | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Fishing | 1,994,793 | 1,020 | 80 | 3 |
 Firemaking | 1,306,302 | 1,022 | 75 | 0 |
 Crafting | 2,534,350 | 650 | 82 | 3 |
 Smithing | 6,377,876 | 226 | 91 | 1 |
 Mining | 4,295,736 | 320 | 87 | 6 |
 Herblore | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Agility | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Thieving | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Slayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Farming | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Runecrafting | 1,079,962 | 1,841 | 73 | 2 |
 Hunter | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Construction | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Summoning | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Dungeoneering | 474,270 | 2,606 | 65 | 0 |
 Divination | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Invention | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 EHP | 33 | 14296 | ||
 EHP-IM | 418 | |||
 EHP-F2P | 368 | |||
 EHP-3Cmb | 33 |
Most recent stats for Sad Stache at least 7 years, and 11 months ago; before July 17, 2016, 10:42 AM
Stats recorded at July 17, 2016, 10:42 AM
Stats recorded at July 17, 2016, 10:42 AM