| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 33,724,977 | 7,784 | 748 | 32 |
 Attack | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Defence | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Strength | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Constitution | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Ranged | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Prayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Magic | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Cooking | 2,365,490 | 820 | 81 | 3 |
 Woodcutting | 14,042,545 | 60 | 99 | 14 |
 Fletching | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Fishing | 1,986,831 | 1,004 | 80 | 3 |
 Firemaking | 1,306,302 | 1,010 | 75 | 0 |
 Crafting | 2,111,900 | 730 | 80 | 2 |
 Smithing | 6,340,726 | 220 | 91 | 1 |
 Mining | 4,257,636 | 312 | 87 | 6 |
 Herblore | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Agility | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Thieving | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Slayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Farming | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Runecrafting | 852,266 | 2,111 | 71 | 2 |
 Hunter | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Construction | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Summoning | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Dungeoneering | 459,584 | 2,611 | 65 | 0 |
 Divination | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Invention | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 EHP | 32 | 14068 | ||
 EHP-IM | 408 | |||
 EHP-F2P | 363 | |||
 EHP-3Cmb | 32 |
Most recent stats for Sad Stache at least 8 years, and 2 days ago; before July 1, 2016, 11:19 PM
Stats recorded at July 1, 2016, 11:19 PM
Stats recorded at July 1, 2016, 11:19 PM