| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 33,549,630 | 7,820 | 746 | 31 |
 Attack | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Defence | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Strength | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Constitution | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Ranged | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Prayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Magic | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Cooking | 2,365,490 | 818 | 81 | 3 |
 Woodcutting | 14,042,545 | 60 | 99 | 14 |
 Fletching | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Fishing | 1,986,831 | 999 | 80 | 3 |
 Firemaking | 1,306,302 | 1,009 | 75 | 0 |
 Crafting | 2,111,900 | 727 | 80 | 2 |
 Smithing | 6,340,726 | 219 | 91 | 1 |
 Mining | 4,257,636 | 312 | 87 | 6 |
 Herblore | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Agility | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Thieving | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Slayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Farming | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Runecrafting | 685,351 | 2,439 | 69 | 2 |
 Hunter | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Construction | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Summoning | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Dungeoneering | 451,152 | 2,629 | 65 | 0 |
 Divination | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Invention | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 EHP | 31 | 14048 | ||
 EHP-IM | 404 | |||
 EHP-F2P | 360 | |||
 EHP-3Cmb | 31 |
Most recent stats for Sad Stache at least 8 years, and 3 months ago; before June 30, 2016, 12:04 AM
Stats recorded at June 30, 2016, 12:04 AM
Stats recorded at June 30, 2016, 12:04 AM