| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 33,079,678 | 7,704 | 739 | 30 |
 Attack | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Defence | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Strength | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Constitution | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Ranged | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Prayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Magic | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Cooking | 2,297,618 | 818 | 81 | 3 |
 Woodcutting | 14,036,552 | 56 | 99 | 14 |
 Fletching | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Fishing | 1,915,353 | 992 | 79 | 3 |
 Firemaking | 1,303,344 | 977 | 75 | 0 |
 Crafting | 2,111,738 | 694 | 80 | 2 |
 Smithing | 6,338,649 | 208 | 91 | 1 |
 Mining | 4,256,588 | 304 | 87 | 6 |
 Herblore | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Agility | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Thieving | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Slayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Farming | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Runecrafting | 410,225 | 3,079 | 64 | 1 |
 Hunter | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Construction | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Summoning | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Dungeoneering | 408,277 | 2,689 | 64 | 0 |
 Divination | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Invention | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 EHP | 30 | 13720 | ||
 EHP-IM | 397 | |||
 EHP-F2P | 353 | |||
 EHP-3Cmb | 30 |
Most recent stats for Sad Stache at least 8 years, and 4 months ago; before May 30, 2016, 12:04 AM
Stats recorded at May 28, 2016, 11:30 PM
Stats recorded at May 28, 2016, 11:30 PM