| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 32,867,009 | 7,741 | 731 | 30 |
 Attack | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Defence | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Strength | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Constitution | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Ranged | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Prayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Magic | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Cooking | 2,296,034 | 813 | 81 | 3 |
 Woodcutting | 14,036,552 | 56 | 99 | 14 |
 Fletching | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Fishing | 1,915,353 | 986 | 79 | 3 |
 Firemaking | 1,303,254 | 968 | 75 | 0 |
 Crafting | 2,111,738 | 685 | 80 | 2 |
 Smithing | 6,338,649 | 204 | 91 | 1 |
 Mining | 4,256,588 | 298 | 87 | 6 |
 Herblore | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Agility | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Thieving | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Slayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Farming | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Runecrafting | 210,699 | 4,566 | 57 | 0 |
 Hunter | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Construction | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Summoning | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Dungeoneering | 396,808 | 2,720 | 63 | 0 |
 Divination | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Invention | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 EHP | 30 | 0 | ||
 EHP-IM | 393 | |||
 EHP-F2P | 349 | |||
 EHP-3Cmb | 30 |
Most recent stats for Sad Stache at least 8 years, and 4 months ago; before May 18, 2016, 5:41 PM
Stats recorded at May 18, 2016, 5:41 PM
Stats recorded at May 18, 2016, 5:41 PM