| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 32,339,278 | 6,979 | 706 | 29 |
 Attack | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Defence | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Strength | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Constitution | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Ranged | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Prayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Magic | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Cooking | 2,277,024 | 535 | 81 | 3 |
 Woodcutting | 13,828,885 | 46 | 99 | 14 |
 Fletching | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Fishing | 1,898,512 | 742 | 79 | 3 |
 Firemaking | 1,302,929 | 787 | 75 | 0 |
 Crafting | 2,076,638 | 474 | 80 | 2 |
 Smithing | 6,338,649 | 131 | 91 | 1 |
 Mining | 4,256,588 | 207 | 87 | 6 |
 Herblore | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Agility | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Thieving | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Slayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Farming | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Runecrafting | 18,275 | 10,131 | 33 | 0 |
 Hunter | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Construction | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Summoning | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Dungeoneering | 340,444 | 2,440 | 62 | 0 |
 Divination | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Invention | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 EHP | 29 | 0 | ||
 EHP-IM | 385 | |||
 EHP-F2P | 342 | |||
 EHP-3Cmb | 29 |
Most recent stats for Sad Stache at least 8 years, and 10 months ago; before December 2, 2015, 3:45 AM
Stats recorded at December 2, 2015, 3:45 AM
Stats recorded at December 2, 2015, 3:45 AM