| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 28,951,892 | 994,637 | 653 | 26 |
 Attack | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Defence | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Strength | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Constitution | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Ranged | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Prayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Magic | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Cooking | 1,950,737 | 345,816 | 79 | 2 |
 Woodcutting | 12,283,531 | 159,366 | 98 | 12 |
 Fletching | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Fishing | 1,594,482 | 320,930 | 77 | 2 |
 Firemaking | 1,190,174 | 387,568 | 74 | 0 |
 Crafting | 2,006,438 | 168,521 | 80 | 2 |
 Smithing | 5,646,772 | 97,267 | 90 | 1 |
 Mining | 4,193,845 | 120,552 | 87 | 6 |
 Herblore | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Agility | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Thieving | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Slayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Farming | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Runecrafting | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Hunter | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Construction | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Summoning | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Dungeoneering | 84,579 | 475,683 | 48 | 0 |
 Divination | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Invention | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 EHP | 26 | 0 | ||
 EHP-IM | 356 | |||
 EHP-F2P | 308 | |||
 EHP-3Cmb | 26 |
Most recent stats for Sad Stache at least 9 years, and 5 months ago; before April 15, 2015, 9:23 AM
Stats recorded at April 15, 2015, 9:23 AM
Stats recorded at April 15, 2015, 9:23 AM