| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 15,913,223 | 1,010,042 | 599 | 13 |
 Attack | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Defence | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Strength | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Constitution | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Ranged | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Prayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Magic | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Cooking | 598,173 | 526,714 | 67 | 1 |
 Woodcutting | 3,903,693 | 274,109 | 86 | 4 |
 Fletching | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Fishing | 590,910 | 482,821 | 67 | 1 |
 Firemaking | 294,917 | 624,071 | 60 | 0 |
 Crafting | 1,218,833 | 220,046 | 75 | 1 |
 Smithing | 5,441,244 | 96,064 | 90 | 1 |
 Mining | 3,780,995 | 124,552 | 86 | 5 |
 Herblore | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Agility | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Thieving | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Slayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Farming | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Runecrafting | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Hunter | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Construction | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Summoning | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Dungeoneering | 83,124 | 463,017 | 48 | 0 |
 Divination | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Invention | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 EHP | 13 | 0 | ||
 EHP-IM | 281 | |||
 EHP-F2P | 169 | |||
 EHP-3Cmb | 13 |
Most recent stats for Sad Stache at least 9 years, and 7 months ago; before February 20, 2015, 11:03 PM
Stats recorded at February 20, 2015, 11:03 PM
Stats recorded at February 20, 2015, 11:03 PM