| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 9,699,630 | 1,223,689 | 317 | 7 |
 Attack | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Defence | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Strength | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Constitution | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Ranged | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Prayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Magic | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Cooking | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Woodcutting | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Fletching | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Fishing | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Firemaking | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Crafting | 885,248 | 245,861 | 71 | 1 |
 Smithing | 5,353,134 | 96,693 | 90 | 1 |
 Mining | 3,375,545 | 134,898 | 85 | 4 |
 Herblore | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Agility | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Thieving | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Slayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Farming | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Runecrafting | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Hunter | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Construction | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Summoning | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Dungeoneering | 82,622 | 456,863 | 47 | 0 |
 Divination | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Invention | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 EHP | 7 | 0 | ||
 EHP-IM | 214 | |||
 EHP-F2P | 88 | |||
 EHP-3Cmb | 7 |
Most recent stats for Sad Stache at least 9 years, and 8 months ago; before January 20, 2015, 11:03 PM
Stats recorded at January 17, 2015, 5:29 AM
Stats recorded at January 17, 2015, 5:29 AM