| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 14,629,218 | 1,006,175 | 596 | 12 |
 Attack | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Defence | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Strength | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Constitution | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Ranged | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Prayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Magic | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Cooking | 560,980 | 533,043 | 67 | 1 |
 Woodcutting | 2,733,602 | 343,504 | 83 | 3 |
 Fletching | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Fishing | 563,919 | 487,674 | 67 | 1 |
 Firemaking | 293,285 | 621,882 | 60 | 0 |
 Crafting | 1,218,833 | 217,714 | 75 | 1 |
 Smithing | 5,441,244 | 94,398 | 90 | 1 |
 Mining | 3,732,955 | 125,143 | 86 | 5 |
 Herblore | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Agility | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Thieving | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Slayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Farming | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Runecrafting | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Hunter | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Construction | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Summoning | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Dungeoneering | 83,066 | 460,793 | 48 | 0 |
 Divination | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Invention | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 EHP | 12 | 0 | ||
 EHP-IM | 273 | |||
 EHP-F2P | 151 | |||
 EHP-3Cmb | 12 |
Most recent stats for Sad Stache at least 9 years, and 7 months ago; before February 15, 2015, 11:47 PM
Stats recorded at February 15, 2015, 11:47 PM
Stats recorded at February 15, 2015, 11:47 PM