| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 10,714,410 | 1,114,022 | 443 | 7 |
 Attack | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Defence | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Strength | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Constitution | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Ranged | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Prayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Magic | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Cooking | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Woodcutting | 507,984 | 685,722 | 66 | 1 |
 Fletching | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Fishing | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Firemaking | 273,816 | 643,947 | 60 | 0 |
 Crafting | 1,014,503 | 232,455 | 73 | 1 |
 Smithing | 5,387,924 | 95,616 | 90 | 1 |
 Mining | 3,444,505 | 133,201 | 85 | 5 |
 Herblore | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Agility | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Thieving | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Slayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Farming | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Runecrafting | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Hunter | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Construction | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Summoning | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Dungeoneering | 82,622 | 458,728 | 47 | 0 |
 Divination | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Invention | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 EHP | 7 | 0 | ||
 EHP-IM | 229 | |||
 EHP-F2P | 99 | |||
 EHP-3Cmb | 7 |
Most recent stats for Sad Stache at least 9 years, and 4 months ago; before February 3, 2015, 5:48 PM
Stats recorded at February 3, 2015, 5:48 PM
Stats recorded at February 3, 2015, 5:48 PM