| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 9,426,566 | 1,208,455 | 304 | 6 |
 Attack | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Defence | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Strength | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Constitution | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Ranged | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Prayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Magic | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Cooking | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Woodcutting | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Fletching | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Fishing | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Firemaking | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Crafting | 825,293 | 252,264 | 71 | 1 |
 Smithing | 5,306,080 | 95,374 | 89 | 1 |
 Mining | 3,268,680 | 136,643 | 85 | 4 |
 Herblore | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Agility | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Thieving | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Slayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Farming | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Runecrafting | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Hunter | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Construction | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Summoning | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Dungeoneering | 23,432 | 585,116 | 35 | 0 |
 Divination | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Invention | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 EHP | 6 | 0 | ||
 EHP-IM | 208 | |||
 EHP-F2P | 85 | |||
 EHP-3Cmb | 6 |
Most recent stats for Sad Stache at least 9 years, and 6 months ago; before December 16, 2014, 11:52 AM
Stats recorded at December 15, 2014, 7:31 PM
Stats recorded at December 15, 2014, 7:31 PM