| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 1,636,625 | 1,304,908 | 252 | 2 |
 Attack | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Defence | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Strength | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Constitution | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Ranged | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Prayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Magic | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Cooking | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Woodcutting | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Fletching | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Fishing | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Firemaking | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Crafting | 823,823 | 251,770 | 71 | 1 |
 Smithing | 295,141 | 429,352 | 60 | 0 |
 Mining | 498,325 | 435,153 | 66 | 1 |
 Herblore | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Agility | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Thieving | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Slayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Farming | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Runecrafting | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Hunter | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Construction | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Summoning | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Dungeoneering | 16,255 | 641,130 | 31 | 0 |
 Divination | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Invention | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 EHP | 2 | 0 | ||
 EHP-IM | 30 | |||
 EHP-F2P | 11 | |||
 EHP-3Cmb | 2 |
Most recent stats for Sad Stache at least 9 years, and 7 months ago; before November 1, 2014, 4:31 AM
Stats recorded at November 1, 2014, 4:31 AM
Stats recorded at November 1, 2014, 4:31 AM