| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 45,521,319 | 478,631 | 1,758 | 36 |
 Attack | 1,723,215 | 512,782 | 78 | 1 |
 Defence | 2,489,598 | 456,434 | 82 | 1 |
 Strength | 3,678,681 | 429,197 | 86 | 2 |
 Constitution | 3,052,185 | 495,341 | 84 | 0 |
 Ranged | 1,533,819 | 483,553 | 77 | 1 |
 Prayer | 376,831 | 532,158 | 63 | 0 |
 Magic | 2,342,002 | 482,321 | 81 | 1 |
 Cooking | 13,345,004 | 200,336 | 99 | 15 |
 Woodcutting | 2,890,744 | 391,536 | 83 | 3 |
 Fletching | 2,288,567 | 385,239 | 81 | 2 |
 Fishing | 1,960,776 | 386,637 | 79 | 3 |
 Firemaking | 1,263,303 | 470,262 | 75 | 0 |
 Crafting | 318,823 | 602,227 | 61 | 0 |
 Smithing | 728,546 | 540,823 | 69 | 0 |
 Mining | 3,669,046 | 323,072 | 86 | 5 |
 Herblore | 126,815 | 547,245 | 52 | 0 |
 Agility | 1,604,719 | 363,895 | 77 | 0 |
 Thieving | 159,692 | 531,740 | 54 | 0 |
 Slayer | 250,295 | 538,950 | 59 | 0 |
 Farming | 438,190 | 393,235 | 64 | 0 |
 Runecrafting | 304,875 | 451,537 | 61 | 1 |
 Hunter | 504,376 | 417,712 | 66 | 1 |
 Construction | 372,489 | 468,533 | 63 | 0 |
 Summoning | 87,905 | 522,611 | 48 | 0 |
 Dungeoneering | 10,698 | 760,355 | 27 | 0 |
 Divination | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Invention | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Archaeology | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 EHP | 36 | 19633 |
Most recent stats for Ugly Hipster at least 1 year ago; before November 6, 2023, 6:43 PM
Stats recorded at October 31, 2023, 5:14 PM
Stats recorded at October 31, 2023, 5:14 PM