| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 209,867,129 | 916,684 | 1,635 | 1,013 |
 Attack | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Defence | 1,212,141 | 1,186,566 | 75 | 2 |
 Strength | 20 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Hitpoints | 1,252 | 0 | 10 | 0 |
 Ranged | 50 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Prayer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Magic | 11 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Cooking | 13,184,482 | 178,152 | 99 | 19 |
 Woodcutting | 17,249,918 | 27,307 | 101 | 95 |
 Fletching | 13,686,272 | 44,069 | 99 | 0 |
 Fishing | 14,249,517 | 42,054 | 99 | 125 |
 Firemaking | 15,376,866 | 37,720 | 100 | 32 |
 Crafting | 14,674,376 | 31,113 | 100 | 40 |
 Smithing | 13,034,726 | 98,121 | 99 | 35 |
 Mining | 14,329,667 | 37,492 | 99 | 140 |
 Herblore | 13,040,083 | 91,651 | 99 | 35 |
 Agility | 6,618,396 | 106,913 | 92 | 95 |
 Thieving | 13,092,615 | 114,703 | 99 | 62 |
 Slayer | 224,895 | 1,442,256 | 58 | 19 |
 Farming | 15,900,813 | 84,042 | 101 | 13 |
 Runecrafting | 14,528,027 | 19,618 | 100 | 215 |
 Hunter | 16,140,236 | 23,548 | 101 | 70 |
 Construction | 13,322,766 | 17,841 | 99 | 17 |
 EHP | 1,013 | 65031 |
Most recent stats for Hp Sucks Ass at least 1 month ago; before April 23, 2024, 11:44 PM
Stats recorded at April 18, 2024, 11:09 PM
Stats recorded at April 18, 2024, 11:09 PM
