| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 44,482,342 | 1,310,678 | 1,257 | 124 |
 Attack | 296,345 | 1,832,254 | 60 | 1 |
 Defence | 57 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Strength | 5,307,945 | 794,582 | 89 | 17 |
 Hitpoints | 6,192,024 | 715,702 | 91 | 0 |
 Ranged | 12,355,766 | 399,558 | 98 | 13 |
 Prayer | 64,131 | 1,896,669 | 45 | 0 |
 Magic | 12,643,812 | 298,113 | 98 | 0 |
 Cooking | 761,363 | 1,169,744 | 70 | 4 |
 Woodcutting | 779,985 | 1,008,732 | 70 | 10 |
 Fletching | 101,635 | 1,669,776 | 50 | 0 |
 Fishing | 747,524 | 948,684 | 70 | 13 |
 Firemaking | 741,197 | 1,034,899 | 70 | 3 |
 Crafting | 814,089 | 760,436 | 70 | 7 |
 Smithing | 750,666 | 808,147 | 70 | 3 |
 Mining | 786,959 | 805,296 | 70 | 15 |
 Herblore | 3,258 | 0 | 17 | 0 |
 Agility | 1,986,114 | 285,488 | 80 | 28 |
 Thieving | 28,578 | 1,873,499 | 37 | 2 |
 Slayer | 7,630 | 0 | 24 | 1 |
 Farming | 2,032 | 1,871,878 | 13 | 0 |
 Runecrafting | 109,350 | 853,012 | 50 | 5 |
 Hunter | 1,882 | 1,606,078 | 13 | 0 |
 Construction | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 EHP | 124 | 352355 |
Most recent stats for Couch Sex at least 1 year, and 8 months ago; before February 19, 2023, 9:26 PM
Stats recorded at February 19, 2023, 9:26 PM
Stats recorded at February 19, 2023, 9:26 PM
